Taschen Porn

You know you're a classy dude when Taschen publishes your pornography

Glamour From The Ground Up, Ed Fox Your fav porn stars framed by Fox's impeccible composition


Do It Yourself, Uwe Ommer I love, love, love the idea of the subject deciding how they feel sexy. Please everyone, send your self-portrait nudes to weegngrcnt@gmail.com for me to enjoy


I read this one a lot, too (not Taschen)

old friends

I used to ask to copy your algebra homework before class.

...I was totally asking for the wrong favor.

Things I Like

If Luxey can do a Things I Like entry, so can The Kid.
Here are just a few of the Things I Like...

1. Dodgers Fitted Caps


2. Accomplishing Goals


3. Ginger Stuff


4. Books from The 70s about Metaphysics


5. Baby Girls


6. Hearts and Arrows

Ginga Please!

This ginger baby has appeared on The Cunt before, simply for having the irresistable traits of being both a ginger and an American Apparel model. Well guess what, she likes to dance naked in night clubs for College Fuckfest dot com.


I'm not mad at a ginger

I Am A Garment Worker

I'm a garment worker and apparel manufacturing in Los Angeles has been effectively frozen...

This being the case I have been laid the fuck off and all of my still gainfully employed friends feel quite badly. They have come to comfort me with gifts of whisky and kisses.

Chris Berdine is my favorite.


Finance girls are definitely my favorite.

I gotta bitch named Kesha

In the age old tradition of grand Hip Hop sex joints...

Consumer RepWhore:TLC 1-Use Vibrating Cockring

So, I talk a lot of shit to girls. Stupid shit like, “I’m fittn’ to tear that ass up” or “I’m going to turn you inside out like a gym sock.”

Over the course of my life there has been quite varied reviews as to whether or not I can actually delivery on these promises/threats/vulgarities.

My prowess is not in question here BUT! You can imagine the type of shit I was talking when I was equipped with this fucking clit-tickling electric cockring.

I was like, “all right bitch, are you ready to get your face melted?” all fucking spreading the plastic tarp out on my bed, and shit.


This product from Topco sales in Van Nuys, CA (big surprise, there) promised that I would achieve “harder, longer erections” and that I would enjoy “15 minutes of powerful vibration” for my partner and me. I even positioned “the vibe on top of the penis for clitoral stimulation!”(There really was an exclamation point at the end of this sentence on the packaging).

The fucking thing was a dud…nada, nothing, no vibration. I’m sitting here with what looks like a Rainbow Brite necklace on my dick and fucking nothing. My dong looks like a candy raver. I have a fluorescently colored rum-barrel hanging from the collar of a miniature St. Bernard rescue dog. Like my cock is on a mission to save the life of a vagina stranded in the Swiss Alps.

Add this to the list of humiliating romantic mishaps I’ve achieved.

OK, I’m done.

Fuck The Pain Away

I make clothing for sluts. I knew that. I revel in that, really. To think that something I helped to develop will end up wrapped around the ankles of a stranger during a bar bathroom-stall fuck session. Or that panties I designed are right now, right at this minute thinly coated with the snail-trail of a horny Midwestern 18 year old co-ed as she stares across the quad at that boy from Poli-Sci who she is definitely going to fuck at tonight's mixer...It's a good look for sure.

Its not just sexually-minded amatuers who love our clothes. The pros dig Dov's digs, as well. These shots were taken by my friend and porn propagator, Adam at Naughty America.

We like it this way. Only GOD can judge us.

I Love Rock N' Roll

When I fucked Becky Stark from Lavender Diamond, she hit that high note that’s how you know I be shinin’

After I boned down Black Black, I never text back, now I have the whole band paging me like, “Where that Dick at?”

Juan from Abe, he’s been giving me brain. We keep it on the hush cause in the hood I’m not gay

Dean and Randy, I aint gonna talk shit, but I had ‘em on their knees like a couple of chicks. I was fiddlin’ with their asses like a couple of clits

Ariel Pink took two in the stink. What do I say, I’m in love with them twinks

Mika Miko had to get a new drummer; I filled Kate with so much jizz she was fucked all summer

Even Jim Smith got a slice of dis dick, only he was on top, yup, I was HIS bitch. Dude was stone-cold, he didn't say shit!

Dear Mae Shi, your record was horrible but your cheeks spread open; now that was adorable

I made Baseck taste it. Sprayed jam in his eye that’s my kinda lasek

Jesus Christ, I love L.A. A pretty good sound and a damn good lay

lyndsea laMarr for WEE GINGER CUNT

While Lyndsea is technically not a Ginger her hair is orange as shit. Her hair is orange by choice and she is a friend to all Gingers. She is also one of our favorite designers and artists in Los Angeles. Lyndsea decided to take on The Cunt, face first, here is what is has come up with…