Yes Please

We are existing in the eye of a financial implosion. you will wait in line for soup before this is over. In fact, I predict that you personally will be on some Oliver "may I have more please" shit. Its a super scary look but some remain optimistic...

Andy says that more millionaires came from the 1930s than any other decade.

Stuart says that more relevant American advertising concepts and logos came from the 1930s than any other decade.

Andy looks broke as fuck and knows way too much about the Hollywood bus routes to ever be a millionaire and today I loaned Stuart $100.

National Socialists: Martha Stewart's Nazis

Have you ever played next blog?
If you look at the top of this page you see the next blog icon. If you hit it you'll be transported to a random blog. Most of these blogs are fronted by bored moms in redneck locales, keeping us up to date every time their 18 month old rolls over or their 7 year old slays a deer with his daddy in the Kentucky woods.

Many of the blogs are in Spanish or Portuguese or some other godless language. These blogs are usually about gay local soccer teams. Heathens call it "futbol".

Well, I came across the most hilarious next blog ever when i discovered the official blogspot for The National Socialists, that's right, America's Nazi Party.

Unlike Hitler's rapid re-industrialization of Germany in the 1930's, Rommel's U.S. proteges have a different strategy for feeding the new Aryan revolution....the making and selling of soap.

This soothing swastika soap probably won't be available at Sabon in SoHo


The fuck does "88" mean, anyway?



OK, since Tom Cruise did it I feel like I can finally say it, too...Nazis were cool. I mean the original Nazis, not the hillbilly arts and crafts queer Nazis of the American National Socialists.

They look super cool, goose-stepping is way hipper than normal marching, rad haircuts, Lugers, dude, Lugers are sweet. oh, the 1939 Olympics! I cry a little every time i see Adolf out there with his funny little quips and gestures, intesified by the twitchy attributes of early 20th Century film technology.

I wish they could have been cool. The whole "killing tons of my ancestors" thing fucking bums me out because I feel like I would have been a damn good Nazi. I definitely have the hair for it.

Ginga Please!

This ginger baby has appeared on The Cunt before, simply for having the irresistable traits of being both a ginger and an American Apparel model. Well guess what, she likes to dance naked in night clubs for College Fuckfest dot com.


I'm not mad at a ginger

I Am A Garment Worker

I'm a garment worker and apparel manufacturing in Los Angeles has been effectively frozen...

This being the case I have been laid the fuck off and all of my still gainfully employed friends feel quite badly. They have come to comfort me with gifts of whisky and kisses.

Chris Berdine is my favorite.


Finance girls are definitely my favorite.

Like A Boot To The Brain

Have you ever felt like the world has straight kicked you in the head? Maybe the kick is something internal, like a tiny karate foot embedded in your brain.

Endless Celestial Sex: Understanding Mormonism

For the record, I think the makers of this pretty rad looking cartoon are haters. Let a fucking Mormon be a fucking Mormon. Their ideas are wacky but we all believe things that aren't true. When I pay some filthy slut of a prostitute for a real "GF experience" she's not really my girlfriend, but for those 7 minutes she's my everything, my boo for real. That's something I choose to believe.

I will give it to this cartoon; it was informative. I was truly stoked to hear the Mormon Church's explanation for the Negro Race. I can't wait for the sequel where they promise to explain the origins of The Gingers.

F.T.W. like a nympho

How long shall they kill our prophets while we stand aside and look?

If you can't touch their titties, why even have granddaughters?

Dude, this guy won!!