Burn the church, Burn the State, Burn the $$ that makes us hate

Anyone who knows me knows that fireworks are fully my steez. For real, I reach into jackets i haven't worn all Winter and instead of being stoked on a $20, I'm super-stoked to find a stash of M80's. Pop my trunk, see if you don't find bottle rockets in several powerful denominations. I should be passing out safety goggles on 1st dates. I think I may be Greek.